Eat Your Heart Out, George Mitchell…

That link will take you to the Roger Clemens Report, a nearly 50-page statistical analysis compiled by Clemens’ management group.  It’s supposed to show that his career statistics don’t show any inconsistencies, and that they were consistent with other “aging pitchers.”

Clemens made a tune-up start in Trenton on May 23rd, which set a new attendance record at Waterfront Park.

Perhaps if the Zooperstars were to make an appearance in Trenton this season, “Roger Clamens” might be a little more bulked up than when you last saw him…

Mike Ashmore, mashmore98 AT


One Response to “Eat Your Heart Out, George Mitchell…”

  1. David Mac Says:

    yeah, there’s nothing like a little lidocane in your butt to make you a great pitcher after 35….I understand that’s what Boomer took just before he impregnated his lady friend….

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